Not that sort, sadly.
Due to a backlog of things to sort out, a proper update is temporarily delayed.
So a favour to ask in the meantime:
My hit counter (at bottom of page) is about to reach 500,000
. It would be fabulous if each reader could scroll down and check this, and see if you've hit the magic number. If so, could you please
make a screen-grab of it, and email it to me? Many thanks.
I'm not trying to show off here, it's just a little ego-boost for me: a way for you to ensure I get stroked. And if you're looking for a little stroke of your own, I understand this post
may point you in that general direction.
*** UPDATE ***
I have reached my target.
Not just the 500,000 mark (thanks Chad for the screen-grab).
No, I have managed to run 6.2 miles (10km) in only 55 minutes: an objective of mine
for a while now.
And that was directly after having a play, so my theory of stamina being increased with more sexual release, still stands.
Now all I have to do, is get it down to under 45 minutes: if I'm gonna run this race, it's gonna be with a fast time and a personal best for me.
Even if it means wanking in the portacabins prior to hitting the tarmac.