May the Force be with you
In my blog, I have talked about various things, such as: having a high sex drive
, one-night stands
, the smiliarities between me and men
, how I spend an average day
and bored wanking
(work those archives baby). But I have never touched upon the Bully Wank
. I am sure most people are familiar with this (and if anyone can come up with a description better than mine via Google or the like, please offer it up).
The Bully Wank is when you've mildly
got the horn but you're maybe tired/had a long day/had an argument with your partner/been wanking all day anyway and then you force
yourself to masturbate. Of course consent is involved, its not like you have to co-oerce yourself
into grabbing your genitals ("oh come on honey, you'll like it, I promise!"). No, more that you feel you should
have a play, even given the state you are in, so you really try
to enjoy it, but your hearts just not in it. Which may lead to:
a) Not being able to cum
b) Or it taking ages to cum
c) Or the climax at the end hardly being worth it
which is where I found myself recently at 3am, frigging away for England, desperate to cum. And at 5am I gave up. Yes, without
having an orgasm. I am as outraged as you are, believe me (especially considering my normal state of the post-multi-body-judder). I felt robbed - even though I had played 5 times that day already, I had gone to bed thinking (well convincing myself really):
"Oh, just one last one. A quickie. One for the road..."
But I know that I kept falling asleep mid-frig and then wake up moments later thinking
"what was I doing again? Oh yeah. Where was I?"
And continue playing. And falling asleep again. And 2 hours into this stupid cycle, I saw it was 5am, that I had only 2 hours before I had to be up again, and I just thought
And fell asleep. Of course it didn't help that I then woke up at 7am, crazy horny (with not enough time to play before leaving), but sometimes you gotta make sacrifices.
Just say no to the Bully. I know I shall...