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Friday, September 24, 2004

The Girls Guide to having Fun

Take two 6 1/2 inch jelly vibrators (Promise will do nicely)
Slip a flavoured condom onto one of them
Slide flavoured vibe into one's open and willing mouth
Suck hard
No, soft
No, deep - whilst wiggling one's tongue on the vibe's underside
Nibble lightly
Squeeze with fingers
Rub against lips
Then take now wet vibrator and slide between legs whilst turning speed dial approx midway
Tease oneself
Don't put it in
Oh please, put it in
Ok, it's in
Turn speed up higher
Grind hips
Push down squeezing hard
Now get other vibrator and lube it up well and good
Hold it against the other opening, rub it lightly
Slide it in slowly
Hold still
Don't move
Just there
All the way
Use both hands
Move them in and out
Sudden blindness
An instant throbbing headache
And finally relief

Can't think of a better way to spend an hour in the pleasure of my own company. And you can't disagree with that...

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