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Sunday, May 30, 2004
1) That restarting something with M is not such a good idea; he ended up blowing me out tonight - not much has changed there then...
2) That if I change my Blogger template I might lose all my settings - or worse - my old blogs. Being ignorant in these matters isn't helping any...
3) That I am going through another 'female' phase. I can't get the thought of sucking on some beautiful breasts out of my head.
4) That Graham Coxon is a God. He plays the guitar like he was fucking for dear life - how I would love him to use those crazy fingers all over my body, mmm...
5) That waxing my pudenda is erotic for me. Now that I am (almost) hairless down there, I cannot keep my fingers from straying - I just love the feel of silky skin, gets me so horny...
6) That if I whack myself hard enough with a ruler, its like someone else is spanking me. Almost as good as the real thing...
7) That I miss being in a relationship. Damn.
8) That I wish my blog writing was as acutely funny as Belle De Jours is. I may be a sex fiend; but she is a brilliant sex writer...
9) That the fucker who has somehow managed to get my blog linked onto MSN's search engine for porn hopefully won't get laid for a very long time. I ain't got anything against one-handed surfers, (hey I am one of them!) but I am a little sick of the narrowness of the particular search links (check my extreme tracking stats for more info). Ah well, there is 'nowt I can do about it...
10) That hopefully putting my picture in the template will be a welcome addition to my blog...