Blimey. My book
is already on sale - four days in advance of its official release date on 3rd August. I almost fainted earlier, when I saw this window display in the Charing Cross Road branch of Borders. It seems like someone else had a moment
too, given that peculiar mark on the glass, directly in front of my book.
Anyway, if you want to get a copy of it, you can now do so: they've got the book on their '3 for 2' offers table, at the front of the store, as does Waterstones in Oxford Street. I don't know where else (including outside of London) it is currently for sale; it'll be, most likely, at all the big book shops sometime later this week.
I won't be doing any book signings, sorry. I was tempted to quickly scribble on a few copies from the pile whilst I was in there, but I figured it was too risky to do so, so I made my exit swiftly. Not before I had noticed a handsome man picking up my book to read the back cover though: damn he had a nice arse.