It's hot, I am bored and rather than my usual time-wasting activity, I figured my hands would be better spent typing away on another of those live-chat things instead. (Plus it would be less sticky for my laptop keyboard).
So I am now - as I write this at 5.45pm GMT - live in the comment box below.
Ask me a question, why don't you? I'll answer the best I can, give or take the fact that I am stifling hot, can barely string a sentence together, and have an almost finished double martini in my hand...
Update 8.20pm GMT: I'm off for a break. Be back later. Feel free to leave any more questions in the comment box and I'll try to answer them shortly.
Updated update: comment box closed now. Thanks for all your questions and comments.