1. I was so ill on holiday, an emergency doctor had to be called out at 4am to stick agonising injections in my arse to help with the fever and pain. (Insert pun about being jabbed with a prick here). 2. I am still on antibiotics from said illness and feel run-down. 3. I now have a painful period, am in a shit mood and have a heap of chores lined up to do. 4. I am freezing cold and am already missing the sunshine and beach I got to enjoy (although briefly). 5. This blog has now had over 2 million visitors and I didn't get a screen-grab of it happening on the counter at the bottom of this page.
I feel very out of sync with things right now. Hopefully I'll be back to normal - and regular blogging - shortly.
Still, at least my sex drive is unchanged; a reassuring thought amongst all the above - even if it's still a little too high for my own liking.