Being temporarily without internet access right now, is causing me some frustration. Besides not being able to partake in my favourite online pasttimes - blogging, political reading, porn downloading - it also means I cannot post my thoughts at whim.
I am currently between providers and even though I have tried to scrounge from another wireless network whilst I wait to be connected, all my neighbours have password protected theirs. Bastards. Which leaves me visiting internet cafes. Given the subject matter of my blog I'm not going to partake in that: I am far more of a prude than people realise.
This means that during this brief electronic visit (of which I have but a moment to write something), I shall not be talking about:
1. How I got fingered in a pub recently 2. The importance of orgasms for better female sanity 3. My update on celebrities - and why I have no interest in fucking one
When I'm back on - and have some more time - I'll write more.
Until then, my hands will be rather busy doing something else.