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Girl’s fingers stop moving. She lies motionless. Raises her head from the pillow.MOTHER
Girl, are you awake?
Girl resumes fiddling, concentrating on keeping the bed perfectly still. Her fingers are slick and wet now. She slides two of them inside, gasps quietly as they go in. She pretends they are a hard cock inside her and she drifts away into the fantasy, until:GIRL
Uh, yeah…
MOTHER
Do you want some tea?GIRL
Um, no thanks
The cock disappears. Girl groans, stops moving her fingers, opens her eyes.MOTHER
Well, do you want some coffee then?
Silence. Good. Girl closes her eyes again, thinks about running her tongue around a man’s chest, stopping to kiss his nipples. She begins to throb again, resumes her position, slides her fingers inside once more. She can almost taste his skin…GIRL
Yes, I’d love some, thanks. Be down in a sec
MOTHER
Do you want cream or milk with that? I know you like cream, I made
sure we got enough, so would you like that instead?
GIRL
(under her breath)
For fucks sake
(raising her voice)
Yes please, that’d be lovely