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Monday, November 15, 2004

Excuses excuses

Top 10 reasons I give people to explain why I am not able to speak/see them (when they interupt me wanking):

1. I am on the telephone
2. I am on the other telephone
3. I am on the toilet
4. I am in the shower
5. I am in the middle of preparing breakfast/lunch/dinner
6. I am in the middle of getting dressed
7. I am in the midst of some paperwork
8. I am having a nap
9. I am on my way out
10. I need to send an urgent email
11.* My work related excuses to follow in another post...

Anyone find these familiar? I'd be interested to know yours...

*Final deadline for questions: 24 hours time. Please email me whatever subject or topic you would like me to explore/explain and if it makes it into the shortlist, you shall see an answer to it here on the blog shortly. Thank you to those of you so far who have written to me. Some great questions! Look forward to reading some more shortly...

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