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Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Me: Is it too flirtatious?
Badman: No. It's aggressive.
Me: Fuck. Really? Bugger.
Badman: You're the big bad Sex Blogress. You have no idea the impact you have on people. Even though you and I know you're just a girl.
Me: Oh Christ. I'm stuck, I really am.
Badman: You're not stuck, you're being neurotic. Snap out of it.
Me: Sorry, I can’t help it.
…
Badman: Subtlety. You need subtlety.
Me: Jesus, I am so shit at subtlety.
Badman: You're kinda 'mannish'. In comparison to me, I mean. Which is, I think, a compliment to neither of us. It explains why we're where we are…
Me: If only I had a dick, I'd be fine…
Badman: In that email, you wrote it like the guys I know.
Me: No wonder most guys run from me then...
Badman: I know. You're essentially a gay man trapped in a large breasted body. You poor dear.
Me: LOL!!!!
Badman: You need to find yourself a good Bi man and settle down.
Me: * sigh *
…
Badman: I hope that your gentleman caller emails you with a location and time.
Me: Me too. I don't think his reply will be positive, but hey ho.
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