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Thursday, February 19, 2004
1) The Darkness are now mainstream. I got a shock as I walked past the pool at my gym tonight; the old ladies were jumping up and down in their water aerobics class to I Believe In A Thing Called Love. Honestly, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw them do their star-jumps to Justin Hawkins singing:
"Touching me, touching you, touching me - God I'm touching you!"
2) A young girl (probably about 8 or 9) couldn't take her eyes off my boobs when I was in the changing room. She stared as I took off my bra. She stared as I put on the heart rate monitor (under my breasts). And she stared as I put on my sports bra. I felt like saying to her:
"Yes honey, they are breasts. One day you shall have your own 36DD boobs - but you need to chant (Judy Blume style) 'I must, I must, I must increase my bust' daily for it to work. Good luck my child, now STOP FUCKING STARING, IT'S RUDE!"
3) My nipples are always erect when I train. Is this because:
a) It's cold in the gym? (No, not really).
b) The friction from my sports bra during movement rubs against my nipples? (Perhaps).
c) I am aroused? (Hmm, quite likely).