Things I always wanted to do and ended up doing:
1. Have anal sex
2. Sleep with a woman
3. Have a threesome with a man and a womanThings I have never done but would like to do:
1. Have a threesome with two men
2. Go to a fetish clubThings I never thought I would do but will do soon:
1. Participate in a book signing
Yes, that's right, me
, in the flesh, signing copies of my book
and finally meeting the people who have been reading my words: a terrifying, but exciting thought.
Put this in your diary if you want to come along:6.00pm Thursday 19th October 2006
Borders bookstore, Islington
Feel free to pop by and say hello. Or alternatively to show some moral support: I will be absolutely shitting it.