Excuses excuses

Top 10 reasons I give people to explain why I am not able to speak/see them (when they interupt me wanking):

1. I am on the telephone
2. I am on the other telephone
3. I am on the toilet
4. I am in the shower
5. I am in the middle of preparing breakfast/lunch/dinner
6. I am in the middle of getting dressed
7. I am in the midst of some paperwork
8. I am having a nap
9. I am on my way out
10. I need to send an urgent email
11.* My work related excuses to follow in another post...

Anyone find these familiar? I'd be interested to know yours...



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