Sore

– "You do realise, don't you, that people always say, "Oh, you're simply in a 'honeymoon' period: you'll both calm down after a while!". I have to let you know: there'll be no end to it - I just have a rampant sexual appetite."

– "I know."

– "So be prepared, is all: you're going to have a very sore cock."

– "I already have one."